We are already through with the first quarter of 2017 and you are still single, unproductive, and a big time procrastinator. Life is as usual unforgiving and you, as a matter of fact, insert the pen drive from the wrong side. There is no hope left in this world for you.
Are you bored to death or frustrated enough to just WTF, then it’s time you just stop taking life too seriously and let yourself loose? If nothing else, it will only help you have some fun out of the screwed life.
Pick up Fight with Strangers for Nothing
How about poking a complete stranger for nothing as a starter? Walk into a stranger, start cursing him and tell him it’s all his fault. Slap him if possible and run away. That’d be enough for a day.