Write Random Song Lyrics in an E-mail and CC the whole Management
You know nothing matches your wild instinct until you do something wilder. Sending an email with absolutely random song lyrics might set new height.
Suggestion: try Honey Singh or Badshah rap lyrics, they do magic with the women.
Surround Yourself with the Wrong People
Go out and hang out with people your parents always warned you about. They have nothing good or productive to talk about. Be miserably amazing. *winks*